Leaving him blueballed and minus one source of booty. This is also a good time to mention that the Lead Frat Boy’s master plan here was to get laid by this hot girl, then in the middle, have his associates bust in and get a topless pic of her. “Invasion of privacy” by itself is usually just a tort (a matter for civil suit only.) I’m sure legal scholars are hotly debating this movie and will be for quite some time. If you’ve already commited forcible entry, and then you film someone having sex, is that an extra charge by itself or just lumped in with the home invasion? Some states seem to have criminal invasion of privacy laws, some don’t. Of course, only in a B-movie director’s fantasy does it play out that way.ĥ) This one is tricky. Possible escape clause since they seem to be enjoying it. Just for fun let’s count the number of criminal offenses casually commited here:ģ) Simple assault.

We witness some sort of Tactical Sexual Assault: Pervy Ops by a frat on some sorority house. The first ten minutes of the film are perhaps the most classy ten minutes of cinema ever. If it’s anything like Boll’s Alone In The Dark, however, the difference for me was that House Of The Dead 2 is more “bad in a colorful, over the top” way than AITD’s “bad in an incredibly boring and flavorless way.” So yeah, I guess slightly better.

Is this any better? I dunno, I didn’t see the first one. Not shockingly it sports a 4% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes. HOWEVER! Apparently Boll directed the first House of the Dead. House of the Dead 2 came out in 2005, which was the same year Alone In The Dark was released … so we at least can be assured that Uwe Boll was otherwise occupied at the time and won’t be at the helm of this one. Seemed a good time to suck down another terrible movie. Alright, I wasn’t planning on doing another one of these so soon, but the other night I came home just totally vaped, I wanted nothing more than to flop on the couch and look at flickery lights.

House of the dead 2 2005